So, scumbags of the world unite! Come out, Come out, Where ever you are! If you are reading this right now, while in the background, your child is suffering because of abuse you or someone you know has inflicted, email me. We can arrange for you to sign over your rights and I will take the child and find him/her a home where she/he will be safe and loved! I won’t even call the cops on you. BUT, you have to give me your forehead! Yes, your forehead! So I can tattoo the words I ABUSED A CHILD on it. Lets see how you like living in a world of depraved indifference, abuse and ignorance! See how you like being picked on by people bigger than you.

And for goodness sake, if you haven’t hurt your child, but you think you might, PLEASE SEEK COUNSELING!

I wish I could say that I wish we were friends but that would not be true. I had hoped we would be able to at least both be looking out for the child that connects us, but apparently, I am not going to get any help there either. So, maybe you have misunderstood what I expect out of you.

1. I expect that you would check on what your daughter is doing instead of leaving me to be the bad guy. I am not a pooper scooper and don’t like being treated like one!

2. I expect you to at least give us a heads up before you send your out of control child to us. Contrary to what I may have said before I had children, I do not like surprises, especially mouthy, out of control ones!

3. I expect that when we buy school supplies, clothing and the like, a simple Thank you would suffice….complaining about what we didn’t buy really isn’t going to help you anyway. I am sure if you tapped into your keg money, you could afford to buy at least something.

4. I expect that you remember that only one of your 3 children is actually my step daughter. Anything I do for the other two is charity, so please stop talking smack when I can’t buy for all of them!

5. I would expect that you would keep your lousy comments aimed at my defenseless 6 year old child to yourself. Your daughter is as much of a busy body there as she is here and WE DO HEAR WHAT YOU SAY!

Thank you very much for the time it takes you to read this to all your drunken friends. If you must tell your daughter about the letter, just give her a copy, so she can have her story straight when she blabs it to everyone else.